At the Pen Festival 2010

At the Pen Festival 2010
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April 30, 2008

Sex in Gambling

Q: Is there a lot of sex in gambling?

A: I wouldn't know because I am a virgin. I'll pass your question on to one of my three children, however.

Seriously, though, I have seen some things in the casinos that make me shudder. First, there are the professionals, the prostitutes. Second, there are the gamblers who fall in love with each other. Third, there are those who have fallen on hard times and whose bodies are the final thing they can sell, or exchange, for money to gamble with.

Here's some advice for you non-gambling husbands out there. Always go to the casino with your gambling wife. I you cannot go with her, send her with a lot of money. When she calls you on the phone for more money, do not berate her--send her more money. Remember, there are WAYS for her to make money to gamble with in a casino.

Thanks,

Preston

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